One Girl, one ghost and a handfull of speculation.

Who, you gonna call? Pacman! Why not?

Who, you gonna call? Pacman! Why not?

Bored, tired and close to leaving for the sceptical beer with my main man Gavin (the Bigfoot) Schofield, I find myself in front of the computer just having a look around the Internet, and “what” I hear you ask “do you find?”  This question on Yahoo answers.

The question itself is not of any concern to me but the answer does. Why, if I may ask(and  will regardless), is the best response to pray? Why not just wake up early and have a look? A good, nice clean way to find out if a ghost is there and not just the dreams of a girl, who I am left to believe is fairly young and not as critical a thinker as her elders and ill prepared to find the solution for herself. A much better resolution to this would have been to get a mature sensible adult to explain what a waking dream is. Even if the parent lacks the knowledge to investigate it them self they could at least have been told to sit down and think, really think about what is more probable, a host that sits at the end of a bed or the possibility that it is her half awake brain inventing this eerie form.

It’s not a ghost and don’t waste your money on expensive and under qualified ghost hunters who, I can only imagine, wave an EMF meter at the girls Hi-Fi and declare that this is Conclusive proof that an exorcism is needed as soon as possible. I can only take solace in the fact that answers were few and far between and there was only one person who teetered on the edge of an Indian burial ground. I’ll try to keep ahead of the game and see if I can get a Best Answer if it comes up again.

The idea that this was in any way resolved leaves me fearful that common sense is less common sense and more the dafter the answer the better the idea. I say have a full team of crystal healing ninjas run around her house, have them  throw a wet T-shirt party and that will get rid of it.

What?

It’s just as good a solution as praying.

-Alex Dennerly

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